...so i touched it.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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