we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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