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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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