i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
you never un-have a 4some
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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