i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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