I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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