Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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