yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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