some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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