If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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