Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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