sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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