when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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