4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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