Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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