Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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