But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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