i always forget guys have bellybuttons
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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