Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I would fuck him just for his dog
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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