So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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