What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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