Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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