I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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