small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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