Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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