so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Michael Bay diarrhea
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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