Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?