why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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