I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I don't think brook has ever known best
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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