She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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