No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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