so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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