We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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