Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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