: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
