You surviving the open bar?
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So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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