Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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