do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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