I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a musical about memes.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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