cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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