u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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