school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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