I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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