She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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