He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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