I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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