11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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