Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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