I hate all girls vehemently.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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