dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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