Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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