**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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