And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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