I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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